Public Emilie: Fart Secrecy for Ladies
“The first thing I did when you left was a massive fart! Don’t tell anyone. It’s the curry. I’m not a constantly farting wench!”
This was possibly not the best thing to text to a bloke I’ve only known a week, or anyone for that matter. He didn’t reply…
Some men just don’t like the idea or…
(Source: publicemilie)
