My Bloggy Wog

Action: Login AIM. 

Undelivered Message from Sender Mr W: 

“I want to bend you over, fuck you hard and shove my thumb up your arse”.

The latest in a line of sexual gratification methods. 

So, I have no sex drive… well… I don’t want to fuck, that’s for sure but, I found a neat little cyber hobby. 

I started years ago with ad breaks on the pay-per-view Sky Adult channel and later it progressed to xtube, redtube and youporn. 

With my steadily disintegrating relationship - aka the need for sexual control - things have reached a whole new peak. 

Before Mr Insecure, on a couple of occasions, I’ve seen a guys dick live over webcam and more recently, Mr W came into my life. 

He had an air of cock and arrogance - far from what I’m used too.. I usually pick up Mr Insecure, Mr Paranoid or Mr My-Purpose-Is-To-Put-You-Down-Because-I-Have-An-Inferiority-Complex. 

Mr W however, may not be my usual cup of tea… but Mr Wrong certainly does something Right. 

*****

Mr W: you know, you should keep the fat in your ass. 

I: Why?

Mr W. You know that ass thing I mentioned? I like to do more than spank

I: really?

Mr W. i like to bury my face in a big ass

I: 

Mr W: i can just imagine me peeling off your pants and just having your ass right in my face and burying my face in it

I: I can’t believe you just said that! *I moisten*

Mr W: Why? 

I: You’re an ass man!

Mr W: My fetish is to have a woman sit on my face 

I: Ha ha… 

Mr W: And smother me 

I: Really? WOW…you’re so kinky! 

Mr W: And you know what’s funny? You know why I’m called Mr W? 

I: Why? 

Mr W: Because I’m quite conservative.. 

I: But you have all these kinky fantasties.. 

Mr W: I know heh?

*****

I am horny as hell. Hot under the collar. I make my excuses and sign out of AIM. 

Action: youporn.com 

Search: Lesbian Porn

Activity: Wank and cum in less than one minute.

Result: Functional, frugal, basic and perfect.

Post Coital: Little mess. Quick hand-wash and a cup of tea and I’m back behind my portal into cyberspace. 

*****

Mr W: GOD

I: ?

Mr W: I would just do things to you.. I would just take you to the shower and get you all soapy, lick every part of your body. 

I: You are… making me horny… stop it! 

Mr W: I would pick you up and carry you to the bed. Open those legs, start licking your clit.. Okay I’ll stop.

I: God, you are GOOD

Mr W: I’m good at eating snatch

I: I’m gonna have to go and alleviate myself. I’m shit at dirty talk…. you’re brilliant! U could write me erotica to wank over! 

Mr W: it’s cause i LOVE eating pussy

Mr W: and I LOVE eating ass

I: well, a guy has never done that to me (the 2nd thing)

Mr W: my ex girlfriend was a virgin

I: really?

Mr W: and she went from virgin to me eating her ass

I: Ha ha

Mr W: it was quite a large leap

……

Mr W: you would love to bend over and have me take control, spank your ass till its glowing red, im doing this frustrate you, cause i know you’re getting horny as hell

I: you are frustrating me

I sign out.

*****

Does this count as cheating? 

Considering he made the first move and I didn’t reciprocate, no. I reacted physically but I can’t control that! 

The next morning I sign back in and he’s there, waiting for me. 

*****

Mr W: I want to bend you over, fuck you hard and shove my thumb up your arse. 

I: EWWW… no

Mr W: that’s what i want to do

I: That kinda turned me off!

Mr W: I thought you like it

I: i didn’t tell u my real fantasy silly

Mr W: you don’t have too i guess

I: that would be very unladylike of me!!